at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
i say okiedokie too
If anyone is having a bad day, just spend 15 minutes and enjoy this guy’s wisdom after losing his wisdom teeth.
I guarantee you’ll be smiling by the end of it.
This child is so precious.
I lost it when he asked his dad to make him porridge in his “papa bear chair”.
Oh my god it’s like me if I ever was on drugs
EVERY GIRL DESERVES FLOWERS AND TO GO TO A BALL WITH A GREAT GUY
YOU HEARD IT HERE, FOLKS
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
my english teacher in 9th grade used to put prompts up for daily 5 minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was just the word “hippo” and i wrote a page long story in 5 minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed hippo feces because they discovered that it had euphoric properties similar to marijuana it was like the new opium and rich people paid big money for it but it was illegal in every country and my teacher made me read it out loud to the class
I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO COMPLETE BY NEXT WEEK
BUT ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS SEASON 3 OF SHERLOCK